self.document.write('<div style="margin : 0px; width : 250px; height : auto; border : solid 0px; overflow : hidden; font-size : 1em; font-family : \'Arial\'; color : black; background : inherit;"> <div style="padding : 3px;" > <ul style="margin : 0px; padding-left : 0px;"> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://www.news.com.au/technology/penile-electrosurgery-proceed-with-care/story-e6frfro0-1225898973712?from=public_rss" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >Penile electrosurgery? Proceed with care</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> A GROUP of brave surgeons in Taiwan have been exploring the effects of electricity on penises. </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://news.com.au" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">news.com.au</a> - 2010-07-30 04:27:02 GMT </div> </li> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/hidden-treasures-in-mans-underwear/story-e6frflri-1225898862065?from=public_rss" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >Hidden treasures in man\'s underwear</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> OFFICIALS caught a man trying to smuggle £10,000 ($17,330) out of Northern Ireland in his underwear. </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://news.com.au" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">news.com.au</a> - 2010-07-30 01:26:57 GMT </div> </li> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://feeds.boston.com/click.phdo?i=9fc89f994af3b6f61ae79efe4e6d4ca6" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >Prodigal gun: Man reunited with stolen revolver</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> A rural East Texas man has been reunited with his long-lost gun more than two decades after it was stolen. According to a Kaufman County Sheriff\'s Office statement, burglars took Bruce Garner\'s H&amp;R nine-shot revolver from the Terrell man\'s home soon after he moved there in June 1989. Sheriff - Law - Law Enforcement - East Texas - Kaufman County Texas </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://boston.com" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">boston.com</a> - 2010-07-30 00:52:44 GMT </div> </li> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://www.wxii12.com/news/24443311/detail.html" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >Police: Cheeseburger Found In SC Woman\'s Gas Tank</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> A South Carolina woman found out fast food won\'t make your car go fast. The Herald of Rock Hill reported Thursday a 30-year-old woman made a complaint to police after she took her car to a Rock Hill mechanic last week because it would suddenly stop running. </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://wxii12.com" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">wxii12.com</a> - 2010-07-29 23:44:13 GMT </div> </li> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://feeds.boston.com/click.phdo?i=a553484f7d5113d1a1baadb6de322c1f" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >500-pound alligator rounded up in SC lagoon</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> As gators go, the one found in a South Carolina lagoon was downright gargantuan. The Island Packet of Hilton Head reported that an 11-foot-long, 500 pound alligator was removed from a lagoon on the resort island on Wednesday. It took three gator wrestlers from the Critter Management company and a truck to pull the gator from the lagoon near a ... South Carolina - Alligator - United States - Island Packet - Hilton Head Island South Carolina </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://boston.com" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">boston.com</a> - 2010-07-29 22:33:27 GMT </div> </li> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://feeds.boston.com/click.phdo?i=becab50cd889bafc861f10636cdec1ba" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >Fla. deputy shoots himself in leg during training</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> An Okaloosa Sheriff\'s deputy is on leave after shooting himself in the leg during a training exercise at a firing range. Miguel Rojas accidentally hit himself Tuesday when deputies were forced to use their less-dominant hand to shoot. The 35-year-old caught his finger in the trigger guard while trying to holster his gun. The bullet broke a small bone in ... Sheriff - Recreation - Guns - United States - Shooting </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://boston.com" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">boston.com</a> - 2010-07-29 22:33:27 GMT </div> </li> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://www.ksat.com/news/24440651/detail.html" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >Deputy Shoots Himself In Leg During Training</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> A sheriff\'s deputy in Florida is on leave after shooting himself in the leg during a training exercise at a firing range. </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://ksat.com" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">ksat.com</a> - 2010-07-29 20:37:23 GMT </div> </li> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://www.clickorlando.com/news/24440112/detail.html" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >150 Gnomes Stolen From Yard</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> A woman in Colorado wants to know who stole 150 gnomes from her yard this week. </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://local6.com" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">local6.com</a> - 2010-07-29 19:56:37 GMT </div> </li> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://www.clickorlando.com/entertainment/24437576/detail.html" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >Obama Not On Chelsea\'s Wedding Guest List</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> President Barack Obama says he didn\'t make the guest list for Chelsea Clinton\'s wedding. </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://local6.com" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">local6.com</a> - 2010-07-29 17:36:39 GMT </div> </li> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://feeds.boston.com/click.phdo?i=4e6f2b238f98eb12fb338bdc72983c76" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >Man listed as Tokyo\'s oldest had been dead decades</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> A man listed as the oldest living male in Tokyo in fact died some 30 years ago, city officials said after his body was found mummified in his bed. Tokyo - Japan - Asia - Prefectures - Mummy </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://boston.com" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">boston.com</a> - 2010-07-29 15:54:43 GMT </div> </li> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://www.wxii12.com/news/24436172/detail.html" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >Facebook Renews Lost Love 50 Years Later</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> It\'s a love story with a high-tech twist. A Louisiana woman is shocked to find a friend request from a man she met more than 50 years ago when she logged into her Facebook account. </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://wxii12.com" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">wxii12.com</a> - 2010-07-29 15:42:43 GMT </div> </li> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://www.koco.com/entertainment/24435548/detail.html" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >Chelsea And Hillary: A Tale Of Two Weddings</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> Chelsea Clinton\'s multimillion-dollar wedding in New York state this weekend is a stark contract to her parents\' nuptials, which took place in their living room before eight guests. </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://koco.com" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">koco.com</a> - 2010-07-29 15:19:06 GMT </div> </li> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Harrods-New-Owners-The-Qatari-Royal-Family-See-Luxury-Cars-Clamped-Outside-Exclusive-Store/Article/201007415673121?f=rss" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >New Harrods Owners Fall Prey To Clampers</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> The new owners of Harrods got a taste of London life when they returned to their luxury cars to find they had been clamped. </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://sky.com" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">sky.com</a> - 2010-07-29 15:07:33 GMT </div> </li> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://www.wsoctv.com/news/24435293/detail.html" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >Cross Found In Potato Chip</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> A California woman claims she found a cross seared into one of her potato chips. </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://wsoctv.com" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">wsoctv.com</a> - 2010-07-29 15:07:12 GMT </div> </li> <li style="margin-bottom : 4px;list-style : none;"> <div style=""> <a href="http://www.kpho.com/family/24435392/detail.html" target="_blank" style="font-weight : bold; font-size : 1em; color : inherit;" >Don\'t Say \'Stay-At-Home Mom\'</a> </div> <div style="margin : 2px 0px; font-size : inherit ; color : inherit;"> Whether she has a regular job or not, a mom will always find something to feel bad about. </div> <div style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;"> <a href="http://kpho.com" target="_blank" style="font-size : 1em; color : inherit;">kpho.com</a> - 2010-07-29 14:58:04 GMT </div> </li> </ul> </div> </div>');